Muslim Cleric Says Christmas “Pathway To Hell”

Fellow Infidels,

Constantine dissects radical Muslim Anjem Choudary’s recent “sermon.” Burkasrugly

The radical British Islamic cleric Anjem Choudary has just declared Christmas “the pathway to Hell.” In a recent Friday sermon he railed against the celebration of Christmas. He also pronounced verboten a tradition that a vast number of Americans cherish. “Many, he said, take part in the festival celebrations by having Christmas turkey dinners.” How horrid! And I thought that Muslims were just down on eating pork.

He goes on to state, “Decorating the house, purchasing Christmas trees or having Christmas turkey meals are completely forbidden by Allah.” Then he remarks, “The very concept of Christmas contradicts and conflicts with the foundations of Islam.” Hopefully, Mr. Choudary will stay in London and not inflict himself on the United States.

Well, how does a proper radical Muslim like Anjem ”Scrooge” Choudary celebrate Christmas? Remember Christmas Day almost two years ago. A certain Umar Farouk Abdulmutallah, better known as the Underwear Bomber, tried to detonate himself and the plane carrying about 200 unwary passengers while flying over Detroit. Thank goodness, Umar succeeded only in painfully igniting his own crotch (Ouch! That hurts just to think about it.) Hundreds of lives were spared in that Christmas day miracle.

So, Anjem’s idea of how a radical Muslim celebrates Christmas is by killing Christian infidels; men, women and children. I think I will stick with Jesus, the Prince of Peace rather than the mad mullah of malice, murder and mayhem, Anjem Choudary.

Hey, Anjem I can’t wait till your sermon on Hanukkah and your plans for my Jewish sisters and brothers. You, sir, are the ultimate Bah! Humbug!

In hoc signo,

Constantine

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