Digging Up Arafat ?

Fellow infidels,

Have you heard about Yasser Arafat’s body possibly being dug up?  Constantine writes about this very odd story in his latest installment – Burkasrulgly

It has been eight years since Yasser Arafat died in a French hospital from mysterious circumstances. Lately, the polonium poisoning theory has been gaining traction. Now his widow wants his body exhumed and checked for the radioactive signature of polonium.

Arafat has been the greatest killer of Jews since the Fuhrer himself, Adolph Hitler. He has a long history of Jew hatred and bloody murder. Indeed, Arafat’s uncle, Haj al-Husseini worked for der Fuhrer. He raised large numbers of Bosnian Muslims who became SS troops for the German Army in World War II.

However, Arafat, kind soul that he was, amassed a major fortune by stealing from his own people. In 2002 it is estimated that he had a personal fortune somewhere between one billion dollars to 1.3 billion dollars all secreted away in Swiss bank accounts and also laundered into Palestinian businesses. Yasser literally stole the food out of the mouths of Muslim Palestinian children. And of course the United Nations cooperated by pumping even more money into the Palestinian Authority. Arafat was able to deflect inquiry by generating even more irrational rabid Jew hatred for the consumption of Palestinian Muslims.

Forget about digging up Arafat. We really need to dig up Arafat’s money. A billion bucks can do a lot of good in the world. It would even make a serious dent in the cost of keeping the UN in New York.

In hoc signo,


P.S. Question for the Hadith spin doctors. What would the exhumation of Yasser Arafat’s body do to his quota of 72 virgins ? Just wondering.

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