Eating Human Flesh

Fellow infidels,

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“For over a thousand years, Al-Azhar has stood as a beacon of Islamic learning, and for over a century Cairo University has been a source of Egypt’s advancement” – Barack Hussein Obama

Cannibalism, contrary to what Barack Hussein Obama states, is not my idea of advancement. Yet this is exactly what the good professors of the world’s leading Islamic University, Al-Azhar, are advocating.

If you don’t believe me watch this video:

 

Thanks to the intrepid Pamela Geller who broke this story we know the diabolical intent of this evil fatwa. This teaching has even been placed in textbooks for Egyptian high school  students. Basically this means you can kill Christians with impunity ( the Koran teaches this) and if you happen to be hungry, well you can chow down on their body parts. This ghoulish practice is beyond the pale. How do you think the 8 million Coptic Christians feel now that they understand they can appear on a Muslim’s dinner plate. And this is occurring as the Muslim Brotherhood has broken the Egyptian economy creating severe food shortages, particularly of meat. I am sure some of the more radical Muslims will view this as an invitation to open hunting season on Coptic Christians. Of course when they get their trophy home, what a way to feed their families ! Allah be praised!. We’ve got a Coptic on the spit, and a Christian in the frying pan.Bless their little evil hearts, how their mouths must water for just a taste of this newly discovered delicacy.

This sicko religion refuses to let its adherents eat pork, but they are eager to consume human Christian flesh. You can’t have wine, you can’t have beer, and you better not eat pork, but you can gobble up another human being. But in all fairness, under Sharia, we Christians are not even considered human beings. We are just animals that radical Muslims can hunt without mercy. Do you think there will come a time when Christian meat will appear in a styrofoam tray in an Egyptian grocery store? Will it be Halal to eat all of those poor people who are beheaded  every year in Saudi Arabia ?

This whole practice smacks of Zombies; the walking dead, who have been infected with a horrible virus that spread with terrifying rapidity. With militant radical Muslims who eagerly desire to practice cannibalism on the Coptic Christians there is also an infection. For lack of a better term we can call it the Mohammed virus. It is spread through the use of Sharia Law, which is the deadliest virus that has ever affected humankind. It has killed far more people than the Black Death. (Thank God most Muslims will reject this fatwa on cannibalism)

What we have here is not the walking dead, but rather the walking brain-dead. They can run, they can drive cars, they can crash jets into sky scrapers, they can riot and they can even fire guns (although they are pretty bad shots). They are infinitely more dangerous than Zombies. But they do have a fatal flaw we can exploit. None of them are rational. None of them act from a sense of reason. This will prove to be the downfall of the walking  brain-dead.

But in the interim remember, they walk among us.

Laetus Porcus

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