I Confess

Fellow infidels,

The master of tongue-in-cheek, sarcastic humor is back – that’s right, The Scarlet Pimpernel has struck again! It has been said that any good humor has an element of truth in it, and boy does Pimpernel’s piece rise to the occasion. Pimpernel is just saying what the vast majority of Americans are thinking, but who do not have the literary skills that Pimpernel is graced with. Enjoy – Burkasrugly (they really are).

This is an open letter to President Obama, Attorney General Eric (With)Holder, Janet Napolitano and their ilk. Also, this letter should be read by the FBI and the Department of Homeland (In)Security. I am certain your snoops and snitches are aware of my musings and writings.

I confess. I am guilty.

First, I belong to a highly subversive band of miscreants. In fact I am a card-carrying member of a traitorous organization. We are guilty of opposing the Obama regime and agenda. I am a Republican. No excuses offered. I am as guilty as sin.

Secondly, I am a life long Christian. I became a Christian at the tender age of eight. I have been exposed to almost sixty years of Christian brain washing. During this time period I erroneously learned to treat my human beings as I myself wished to be treated. This fallacious teaching is called the Golden Rule. Also, I was indoctrinated that lying, killing, raping, stealing and holding other human beings in slavery was wrong. Janet Napolitano says to watch all Christians. They are terrorists waiting to strike. After all Christian terrorism is the greatest danger to our world. Islam is the religion of peace. Islamic adherents are being blown to smithereens everyday by Christian suicide bombers. The most fanatical of which are clearly Episcopalians.

Thirdly, I am a veteran of eight years of military service. Upon joining I took an oath to protect and uphold the U. S. Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. Again, Ms. Napolitano says all veterans are suspect. After all, they have had weapons training. Some of them even suffered post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) from the horrible battlefield conditions they suffered on our behalf. They are all unhinged lunatics just waiting for a chance to unleash violence upon our society. To a man and a woman they are not to be trusted under any circumstances.

Fourthly, I am an ardent supporter of our Constitution and the Bill of Rights. I fervently believe in the out dated concepts like freedom of speech, peaceful assembly, the press and of religion. Why should we allow a 200-year-old document like the Constitution to continue to hinder our nation? It is obsolete. People like me are standing in the way of all-knowing progressive intellectuals who wish to usher us into a utopian era governed by Political Correctness and its handmaiden, Sharia Law. After all, we have all been told repeatedly by Imam Rauf and Barak Hussein Obama that Sharia is superior to our Constitution. Its adoption will introduce a golden age of Islamic enlightened rule.

Last but not least, I am a supporter of conservative causes (Are you listening IRS?). I even give money to Samaritan’s Purse run by that arch terrorist Franklin Graham. Franklin, just because the religion of peace bombed hospitals, schools, and churches in Sudan and killed more than 2,000,000 black Sudanese Christians does not give you the right to say nasty things about Islam. I also give my hard-earned money to other conservative terrorist groups masquerading as charities. Some of them are Act for America, Tennessee Freedom Coalition, Christian Action Network, Christians United for Israel, the Salvation Army and the New English Review.

Okay, guys I have confessed. You know where to find me. Bring your manacles and chains. I will not resist you with violence. Come and get me. But remember there are millions of equally guilty persons just like me. Where are you going to put us all?

In the end the truth will come out. And your nefarious, odious regime will live forever in infamy in the annals of history.

The Scarlet Pimpernel

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Tennessee Citizens Balk At Back Door Islamic Blasphemy Law

“Public Disclosure In A Diverse Society” was the progressive, Marxist-sounding name of a meeting that was scheduled in an attempt to implement an Islamic blasphemy law in Tennessee. You see, Tennessee, which is in the heart of the Bible Belt, would be a huge prize for Muslim organizations such as the Council on American Islamic Relations. Especially if they managed to sucker people into implementing such an affront to our liberty and freedom.

If you were unable to attend the meeting, I am posting a video below:


Apparently, the United States now has a state religion, Islam, that enjoys protection from the US government.  What happened to the screeching and whining and moaning about ‘separation of church and state’ by liberals?  Why is it ok for the government to swoop down on American citizens to tell them to stop being ‘mean’ to Muslims and to stop hurting their feelings?  Telling the truth about their woman-hating, pedophile, perverted prophet is apparently reason enough to charge someone with a federal crime.

I hope they try to charge Pamela Geller or Robert Spencer with these crimes because it will backfire on them.  They can’t prosecute someone for telling the truth and these two bloggers meticulously back everything up.  Nope, I think that when they think about it that is not what they want to do because the truth about Islam would REALLY hit the fan, and the mainstream media could not stop it.  They just wanted to intimidate, but it did not work as evidenced by the huge crowd in attendance who supported liberty, freedom, and the First Amendment.

Until next time,


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Lying, Deception Is Sacred In Islam

Fellow infidels,

Jan Sobieski has done some research on taqqyia to let you know what we are up against – Burkasrugly

Non-Muslims must understand the concept of taqqyia in order to understand how Islam works. Taqqyia basically means “deception of the infidel” or “lying for the sake of Allah.” Lying to promote Islam is not only permitted, but it is encouraged.  It is a shame that millions and millions of people have been led astray through this militant, hateful ideaology known as Islam.  There is one thing they have done very well on, though.  Muslims have perfected lying so much so that it is almost an art form…after all, they have been at it for 1,400 years.

The following YouTube video further explains and expands upon the concept of taqqyia. Former Muslims are featured in the video:

According to the Middle East Quarterly, Qur’anic verse 3:28 is often seen as the primary verse that sanctions deception towards non-Muslims: “Let believers [Muslims] not take infidels [non-Muslims] for friends and allies instead of believers. Whoever does this shall have no relationship left with God—unless you but guard yourselves against them, taking precautions.”[7]

Muhammad ibn Jarir at-Tabari (d. 923), author of a standard and authoritative Qur’an commentary, explains verse 3:28 as follows:

If you [Muslims] are under their [non-Muslims’] authority, fearing for yourselves, behave loyally to them with your tongue while harboring inner animosity for them … [know that] God has forbidden believers from being friendly or on intimate terms with the infidels rather than other believers—except when infidels are above them [in authority]. Should that be the case, let them act friendly towards them while preserving their religion.[8]

In other words, they are commanded and encouraged to pretend to be friends with the infidels, but are really not.  Here is a video that  highlights this ‘sacred’ kind of deception that is used on infidels:

According to Dr. Bill Warner over at Political Islam , Islamic ethics is based upon dualism. There is one set of rules for the Muslim and another set of rules for the kafir. (‘Kafir’ is the worst word in human language, a degrading word that Muslims use to denote non-Muslims) Islamic ethical dualism extends to truth and deceit. He gives examples from Islam’s holy texts below:
In Islam something that is not true is not always a lie. Bukhari 3, 49,857 Mohammed: “A man who brings peace to the people by making up good words or by saying nice things, though untrue, does not lie.”

An oath by a Muslim is flexible. Bukhari 8, 78,618 Abu Bakr faithfully kept his oaths until Allah revealed to Mohammed the atonement for breaking them. Afterwards he said, “If I make a pledge and later discover a more worthy pledge, then I will take the better action and make amends for my earlier promise.”

When deception advances Islam, the deception is not a sin. Bukhari 5, 59,369 Mohammed asked, “Who will kill Ka’b, the enemy of Allah and Moham-med?” Bin Maslama rose and responded, “O Mohammed! Would it please you if I killed him?” Mohammed answered, “Yes.” Bin Maslama then said, “Give me permission to deceive him with lies so that my plot will succeed.” Mohammed replied, “You may speak falsely to him.”

Deceit is part of Islamic war against the kafirs. Bukhari 4,52,267 Mohammed: “The king of Persia will be destroyed, and no one shall assume his throne. Caesar will certainly be destroyed and no Caesar will follow him; his coffers will be spent in Allah’s cause [jihad].” Mohammed cried out, “Jihad is deceit.”

Useful Idiots will blow this off, even though I have provided links and videos with Islamic experts and former Muslims featured in them.  Some people are not capable of being educated, simply because they do not want to admit they are wrong, or for the fact that it will upset their liberal/progressive mindset.

Jan Sobieski

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Great Britian Cowers Because Of Jihad Slashers

Fellow infidels,

The Great British Empire has been reduced to cowering dhimmis?  Tell me it ain’t so!  They sure acted like it when they went and ‘bravely’ arrested their own citizens who took to social media to criticize Islam and its hordes of savage brutes, just like the two beasts who beheaded and disemboweled the young British soldier.  I think the citizens are completely fed up with their wimpy government that never misses a chance to suck up to Islam.  You might want to check out Wild Bill’s take on the recent atrocity in London:

Until next time,


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Louis Farrakhan, Leader of the Nation of Islam and Anti-Semite

On Friday, May 17, Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Muslim extremist group, Nation of Islam, addressed a major Baptist Church in Detroit. The church called Fellowship Chapel granted permission for Farrakhan to speak to the congregation. The pastor is the Rev. Wendell Anthony, who is also the head of the NAACP in the Detroit area.

In a speech that could have been crafted by Dr. Joseph Goebbels for Third Reich consumption Farrakhan railed against the Jews. In a Hitleresque speech he called the Jewish people the “Synagogue of Satan” . Repeatedly he called the Jewish people “Satanic Jews”. Farrakhan also trotted out the old line about how the Jews control all the media. Also, how they dominate the entertainment industry.

And, get this choice bit, he accused Obama of surrounding “himself with Satan … members of the Jewish community”. If President Barack Obama  had a few Jewish Cabinet members he probably would not be chest deep in the mire of scandals.

First of all, I am shocked that any Christian Church would tolerate Farrakhan’s spewing of religious and racial hatred, Don’t these Detroit Baptists realize that the founder of Christianity, Jesus, was born, lived and died as a Jew ? In fact, Moses, the Old Testament prophets, the Holy Family, Jesus, the Apostles and most of the first Christians were Jews. As Christians we owe a tremendous debt of gratitude to the Jewish people.

As Christians we cannot  deny our Jewish roots without fundamentally changing the nature of our faith.

Also, this speech was attended by prominent members of the Detroit community who by their presence and their silence tacitly approved of Farrakhan’s anti-semitism. The only person who stood up to Farrakhan’s lies was U.S. Representative John Conyers.

Conyers stated, “Farrakhan made unacceptable racist. antisemitic and homophobic statements, which I condemn in the strongest possible terms.” Bravo for you, Sir, in denouncing the unhinged rhetoric of the raving Farrakhan.

Also, on the same trip looney Louis Farrakhan addressed the Detroit City Council plus another Christian Church, New Destiny Christian Fellowship Church. Chrislam appears to alive and thriving in Detroit.

What’s next ? The adoption of full fledged Sharia by the Christian community in Detroit. How about bringing back stoning and crucifixtion as modes of capital punishment ? Christians do not serve Muslims as their obedient dhimmis ! You will have hell to pay some day for your actions

Heidi Budaj of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League stated, “It is deeply disappointing that so many Detroit leaders are so willing to turn a blind eye to Farrakhan’s anti-Semitism.

Where are the voices in our community who are willing to stand up and say NO  to racism and anti-Semitism ?”

In 2007 Farrakhan spoke at Ford Field. A mere 50,000 people turned out to hear his dangerous  crackpot ideas. Something is definitely rotten in Detroit. The stench is not coming from the derelict crumbling infrastructure either.

In hoc signo vinces;

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Beck: Don’t Allow World Run By ‘Crazy Ass Muslims’

Fellow infidels,

The recent horrific beheading in broad daylight in the streets of London may be a turning point. Hopefully it woke up some of the Useful Idiots and the wussified dhimmis.

However, you know that there will be people who defend the Muslim jihadists to their dying breath even as the Muslims are about to chop their heads off.  We need to forget about those hopeless cases and make sure that those who are sitting on the fence know what happened and continue to bombard them with stories, pictures, and videos of Islamic atrocities.  There is no need for anyone to make up anything or stretch the truth about anything concerning Muslim jihadists.  They prove our point that they are violent savages by their own words, deeds, and actions.

Glenn Beck has had enough and hopefully the world has had enough of these horrible, disgusting, dangerous bullies.  Glenn is very passionate about how far we have fallen from the time of the Greatest Generation – when men would NOT have put up with such nonsense.  Political Correctness has GOT to go!


Until next time,


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Meanwhile Back In Sweden

Fellow infidels,

A beheading in broad daylight in London; several nights of rioting in Sweden.  Muslim agression is on the march.  And it will come here to America if something is not done.  Please read Constantine’s analysis of these events below – Burkasrugly

The world’s attention has been rightly riveted on the horrible murder perpetuated on the streets of London this week. This was a barbaric act by two Islamic savages replete with the now mandatory cry of “Allahu Akbar.” There is no way to condemn this gruesome act enough.

But a different situation is arising in a suburb of Stockholm, Sweden. There young Asians, a.k.a. Muslim extremists, are rioting for the fourth night in a row. The riot supposedly started when a Muslim man with a machete drawn advanced on the Swedish police. They fatally shot him. Thousands of Islamic thugs took to the streets in unlawful rioting. Over 100 cars have been burned. Businesses have been torched. Emergency vehicles have been stoned. It seems to be Paris all over again.

Do you remember the popular arcade game from the 1960s and 70s called Whack a Mole ? The player had a padded club. Facing him were a dozen holes. A mole, unannounced, would pop up from a hole. The first mole was relatively easy to whack. As the game progressed the moles started popping up faster and faster. The player had a harder and harder time keeping up with the moles. You could never tell where the moles would come from next. Finally the overwhelmed player lost to the rapidity of the rising moles.

Let me suggest the Islamic moles are now launching attacks on the West faster than we counter them. We are in grave danger of being over run by the frequency and magnitude of the attacks. Clearly we are in need of a game changer. We are losing control of our own countries.

What qualifies as a game changer? We must stop and perhaps reverse the flow Muslim immigration into the West. Muslims who advocate Sharia law must be purged from our midst. In the case of the United States we legally hold the Constitution to be the supreme law of the land. Muslims who wish to replace the Constitution with Sharia are guilty of seeking the overthrow of the United States government. There was a time when we called such actions sedition. Perhaps, we need to return to such a time. Muslim savages who violate our legal system should be imprisoned and/or deported to their hell hole sewer country of origin.

The Obama administration has approved a 500% increase of visas for Saudi students. Didn’t the Saudis account for 16 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11. What is the old saying ? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” We seem endlessly to fall for the same old trick. People, they are at war with us ! What will it take to get this through our thick skulls? Our unending welfare payments and benefits that pander to these devils are bringing about our own self financed destruction. Barack Hussein Obama, enabler of stealth Jihad extraordinaire, is destroying America by his refusal to enforce our immigration laws.

Meanwhile, we are losing the Whack a Muslim Thug game with increasing rapidity. The end game will be very, very bad for the West.

In hoc signo vinces,


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Hiding In Plain Sight

Fellow infidels,

The Scarlet Pimpernel has a great idea that would use the burka against the followers of that woman-hating pedophile, Mohammed.  Why shouldn’t we use the symbol of their hateful subjugation of women against them?  They use our freedoms, laws, and our kind hearts against us. Burkas are truly ugly, but if they can be used against these Neanderthals, why not? Burkasrugly

The New York Post recently reported the following incident. Kalli Atteya had the misfortune to marry a Muslim in this country in 1999. Soon thereafter they had a son named Niko. Her husband, Mohammed Khalil Atteya (Aren’t all of them named Mohammed ?) divorced her in 2005 and returned to his native Egypt. He took with him his son Niko acting contrary to the terms of the American divorce settlement.

Kalli spent over $100,000 tracking her son, Niko, to the Egyptian city of Alexandria. There she donned a burqa so she could blend in on the street. She knew that he rode the bus home from school every day. So the burqa Mom staked out the bus stop and waited. When Niko stepped off the bus his Mom swooped in and liberated her son. They both made their escape in a nearby secreted vehicle.

Niko when interviewed by the Post remarked, “I thought, thank God, I’m finally going to get out of here.” Both the intrepid Kalli and son Niko are safely back in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

This gave me an idea to pass along to all those American Moms whose Muslim husbands have stolen children and carried them back to the Mid-East, a place where Sharia trumps American divorce courts. Get yourself a one size fits all burqa and steal your kids back. To hell with Sharia ! Try a little bit of American ingenuity and daring. Put on a black burqa and hide in plain sight in the ever more radicalized Islamic societies of the middle East. Blend in and get the approval of the religious police at the same time.

Let’s hijack their culture and use it against them. On 9/11 they hijacked our airliners and used them as guided missiles against the Trade Center Towers and the Pentagon. Use the burqas against them. This is a low tech ploy to infiltrate this misogynistic culture of woman haters. Think of the havoc this would cause, say, in Saudi Arabia. Thousands of American women infiltrating Saudi culture hiding in the plain sight of millions of black garbed Saudi women.

An even more sinister idea would be to use this tactic to infiltrate thousands of Jewish women, who belonged to the Israeli Defense Force, into Medina and Mecca thus making these two holy cities unclean forever. The very loose fit of the burqa would allow these females Israeli agents to pack an Uzi, a Desert Eagle pistol, several hand grenades plus lots of extra ammo under the burqa. Some of the more daring burqa clad intelligence officers could even carry a 60 mm mortar under their clothing.

The only way to discover these agents would be to have all women in Saudi Arabia take off their burqas. But by then the forces of the West would have won and by default the Saudi women would be liberated from the tyranny of the burqa.

There is a great spy thriller in here somewhere ! Just a little more refinement is needed before we can launch Operation Black Burqa. Do you Muslim fanatics feel the terror ?

The Scarlet Pimpernel

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Double Jeopardy

Fellow infidels,

He’s baaaack!! Yes, by popular demand Laetus Porcus has submitted another great blog that has plenty of pork. Not the kind politicians like to shove at us, though. If you regularly like to holler “Allah Akbar” you might want to cover your eyes or just not read this blog.  If you go ahead and read it, you can’t blame us for not warning you of the pork that is strewn throughout it. If you try to claim we didn’t warn you, we will call your bluff and say “hogwash!” Burkasrugly

Your responses to a recent blog on the culinary delectations of pork recipes was very gratifying. In order to meet the gastronomic expectations of my epicurean audience I humbly offer these new dishes.

All of them involve pork marinated in libations of alcohol. However, all chefs understand that in the cooking process the alcohol evaporates leaving only the taste of the liquid. Thus anyone can partake of these delectable offerings. All of these are traditional Southern porcine presentations. So here is my list:

Sherried Ham Mousse

Memphis Country Ham and Corn Chowder with Bourbon

Sherried Ham and Squash Casserole

Pork Steaks with Vermouth, Corn and Raisins

Marinated Pork Roast with Bourbon

Seared Pork Tenderloin with Bourbon-Molasses Glaze

Roast Pork Shoulder with Applejack Gravy

Hominy-Stuffed Pork Shoulder with Rum Gravy

Mock Louisiana Cochon de Lait

Baked Fresh Leg of Pork with Honey-Bourbon Glaze

Stuffed Ham in Sherry

Fresh Ham Braised in Beet

Barbecued Bourbon Ham Steaks

Gentleman Jack Barbecued Country-Style Ribs

(My personal favorite)

Yum ! How delectable ! Delicious unless, of course, you are one of Allah’s most favored people, i.e. a Muslim. But fear not Allah has not deserted you. Instead, it is perfectly halal to eat the still warm, quivering heart of your enemy. Whether infidel or apostate it is permitted to dine on the body of your enemy. According to Pamela Geller a Muslim savage did just that in Syria recently to a fellow Muslim of the Alawite sect.

Click here to read Geller’s blog about this horrible story.

Believe it or not, folks, cannibalism is being practiced in Syria and who knows where else in the Muslim world. The Muslim in question ripped open the belly of his enemy and tore out his heart and liver. He consumed this illicit meal in a macabre demonstration of Islamic triumphalism. So it is double jeopardy for a Muslim to consume pork marinated in sherry, beer, or bourbon. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to the Muslim hell from which there is never a Get Out of Jail Card Free.

Let me see if I have this right. It is Haram (forbidden) to consume pork sautéed in any type of alcohol. But it is Halal (permitted) to rip out the guts and offal of another human being and consume this bloody offering in the presence of the monster god Allah. Ah, it all makes perfect sense. Now Allah is authorizing cannibalism. The Islamic world continues to slip further and further into the bloody savagery of pre-history.

Was Mohammed perchance a cannibal ?

Laetus Porcus

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The First Duty

Fellow infidels,

It is the first duty of any civilized nation to protect the lives of its own citizens. Why else does the nation exist if it cannot reasonably protect its own citizenry ?

In the days of Thomas Jefferson the Barbary Pirates of Libya began attacking American shipping in the Mediterranean Sea. Captives were carried to Tripoli by these Islamic sea raiders and sold into slavery. The great powers of Europe counseled paying tribute to these seafaring barbarians to not attack our merchant shipping. But this suggestion for paying protection money fell upon American deaf ears. Instead the call went out from the American Capitol, “Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute !”

Soon the fledgling American Navy was on the way to Tripoli. With the help of the U.S. Marine Corps we whipped the Islamic pirates and slave traders in short order. Our captives were released. And that memorable second line in the Marine Corps Hymn was enshrined forever, “To the shores of Tripoli”.

Teddy Roosevelt and his Big Stick Policy (“Speak softly but carry a big stick.”) was used twice against Muslim savages during his tenure as President. In Morocco an American citizen was killed and his wife and children were taken captive by a Muslim brigand. Teddy despatched the Marine Corps to retrieve both the lady and her children killing a fair number of Muslims in the process.

Then in the extreme southern Philippines on TR’s watch there was a Muslim insurgency, again, involving pirates. (Jihad has a land component and a sea component. The sea component always takes the from of piracy.) General Leonard Wood and Major Blackjack Pershing fought these fanatics for over ten years before utterly destroying their capacity to wage Jihad.

Now fast forward to future. President Obama has clearly forgotten the first duty of America which is to protect the lives of its citizens. Last week Congress investigated the ever-changing spin of the Benghazi affair. Obama quickly tired of the pleas for help, turned off phone, and went to sleep. As a result four brave Americans died and about 20 were wounded. But Obama had more important things to do the next day. He had to fly to Las Vegas for a huge Democratic fund-raiser. Also, he got the perfect venue to trumpet how he “had decimated al-Qaeda” and killed Osama bin Laden. Plus he also got the chance to pal around with that great and profound intellect Beyoncé.

However, the Benghazi affair was not the first time the Big O’s actions killed American citizens. Ever hear of Operation Fast and Furious in which two Americans and over 250 Mexican citizens were killed ? The Department of Justice placed 2700 assault rifles and semi-auto pistols in the hands of the drug cartels of Mexico, some of the most evil people on the planet. Obama needs a background check on his weaponry. His Second Amendment rights need to be taken away when he is convicted of any number felonies his tyrannical regime has committed.

The last time I checked even negligent homicide is a felony. Obama should be impeached over Benghazi and Fast and Furious. Six Americans have already died. How many more will die if he stays in power ? The Magnificent O and all his apparatchiks (Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Eric Holder and Jay Carney) have to go ! And when they are stripped of power we need to remove all the Muslim Brotherhood operatives who have infiltrated our government with the approval of the Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama. Maybe Saudi Arabia will give Obama political asylum. After all, they took in Field Marshall Idi Amin, President for Life of Uganda.

In hoc signo vinces,


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