Double Jeopardy

Fellow infidels,

He’s baaaack!! Yes, by popular demand Laetus Porcus has submitted another great blog that has plenty of pork. Not the kind politicians like to shove at us, though. If you regularly like to holler “Allah Akbar” you might want to cover your eyes or just not read this blog.  If you go ahead and read it, you can’t blame us for not warning you of the pork that is strewn throughout it. If you try to claim we didn’t warn you, we will call your bluff and say “hogwash!” Burkasrugly

Your responses to a recent blog on the culinary delectations of pork recipes was very gratifying. In order to meet the gastronomic expectations of my epicurean audience I humbly offer these new dishes.

All of them involve pork marinated in libations of alcohol. However, all chefs understand that in the cooking process the alcohol evaporates leaving only the taste of the liquid. Thus anyone can partake of these delectable offerings. All of these are traditional Southern porcine presentations. So here is my list:

Sherried Ham Mousse

Memphis Country Ham and Corn Chowder with Bourbon

Sherried Ham and Squash Casserole

Pork Steaks with Vermouth, Corn and Raisins

Marinated Pork Roast with Bourbon

Seared Pork Tenderloin with Bourbon-Molasses Glaze

Roast Pork Shoulder with Applejack Gravy

Hominy-Stuffed Pork Shoulder with Rum Gravy

Mock Louisiana Cochon de Lait

Baked Fresh Leg of Pork with Honey-Bourbon Glaze

Stuffed Ham in Sherry

Fresh Ham Braised in Beet

Barbecued Bourbon Ham Steaks

Gentleman Jack Barbecued Country-Style Ribs

(My personal favorite)

Yum ! How delectable ! Delicious unless, of course, you are one of Allah’s most favored people, i.e. a Muslim. But fear not Allah has not deserted you. Instead, it is perfectly halal to eat the still warm, quivering heart of your enemy. Whether infidel or apostate it is permitted to dine on the body of your enemy. According to Pamela Geller a Muslim savage did just that in Syria recently to a fellow Muslim of the Alawite sect.

Click here to read Geller’s blog about this horrible story.

Believe it or not, folks, cannibalism is being practiced in Syria and who knows where else in the Muslim world. The Muslim in question ripped open the belly of his enemy and tore out his heart and liver. He consumed this illicit meal in a macabre demonstration of Islamic triumphalism. So it is double jeopardy for a Muslim to consume pork marinated in sherry, beer, or bourbon. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to the Muslim hell from which there is never a Get Out of Jail Card Free.

Let me see if I have this right. It is Haram (forbidden) to consume pork sautéed in any type of alcohol. But it is Halal (permitted) to rip out the guts and offal of another human being and consume this bloody offering in the presence of the monster god Allah. Ah, it all makes perfect sense. Now Allah is authorizing cannibalism. The Islamic world continues to slip further and further into the bloody savagery of pre-history.

Was Mohammed perchance a cannibal ?

Laetus Porcus

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The First Duty

Fellow infidels,

It is the first duty of any civilized nation to protect the lives of its own citizens. Why else does the nation exist if it cannot reasonably protect its own citizenry ?

In the days of Thomas Jefferson the Barbary Pirates of Libya began attacking American shipping in the Mediterranean Sea. Captives were carried to Tripoli by these Islamic sea raiders and sold into slavery. The great powers of Europe counseled paying tribute to these seafaring barbarians to not attack our merchant shipping. But this suggestion for paying protection money fell upon American deaf ears. Instead the call went out from the American Capitol, “Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute !”

Soon the fledgling American Navy was on the way to Tripoli. With the help of the U.S. Marine Corps we whipped the Islamic pirates and slave traders in short order. Our captives were released. And that memorable second line in the Marine Corps Hymn was enshrined forever, “To the shores of Tripoli”.

Teddy Roosevelt and his Big Stick Policy (“Speak softly but carry a big stick.”) was used twice against Muslim savages during his tenure as President. In Morocco an American citizen was killed and his wife and children were taken captive by a Muslim brigand. Teddy despatched the Marine Corps to retrieve both the lady and her children killing a fair number of Muslims in the process.

Then in the extreme southern Philippines on TR’s watch there was a Muslim insurgency, again, involving pirates. (Jihad has a land component and a sea component. The sea component always takes the from of piracy.) General Leonard Wood and Major Blackjack Pershing fought these fanatics for over ten years before utterly destroying their capacity to wage Jihad.

Now fast forward to future. President Obama has clearly forgotten the first duty of America which is to protect the lives of its citizens. Last week Congress investigated the ever-changing spin of the Benghazi affair. Obama quickly tired of the pleas for help, turned off phone, and went to sleep. As a result four brave Americans died and about 20 were wounded. But Obama had more important things to do the next day. He had to fly to Las Vegas for a huge Democratic fund-raiser. Also, he got the perfect venue to trumpet how he “had decimated al-Qaeda” and killed Osama bin Laden. Plus he also got the chance to pal around with that great and profound intellect Beyoncé.

However, the Benghazi affair was not the first time the Big O’s actions killed American citizens. Ever hear of Operation Fast and Furious in which two Americans and over 250 Mexican citizens were killed ? The Department of Justice placed 2700 assault rifles and semi-auto pistols in the hands of the drug cartels of Mexico, some of the most evil people on the planet. Obama needs a background check on his weaponry. His Second Amendment rights need to be taken away when he is convicted of any number felonies his tyrannical regime has committed.

The last time I checked even negligent homicide is a felony. Obama should be impeached over Benghazi and Fast and Furious. Six Americans have already died. How many more will die if he stays in power ? The Magnificent O and all his apparatchiks (Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Eric Holder and Jay Carney) have to go ! And when they are stripped of power we need to remove all the Muslim Brotherhood operatives who have infiltrated our government with the approval of the Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama. Maybe Saudi Arabia will give Obama political asylum. After all, they took in Field Marshall Idi Amin, President for Life of Uganda.

In hoc signo vinces,


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Eating Human Flesh

Fellow infidels,

Many of you raved about our newest blogger, Laetus Porcus, so Laetus is back with another great blog – Burkasrugly

“For over a thousand years, Al-Azhar has stood as a beacon of Islamic learning, and for over a century Cairo University has been a source of Egypt’s advancement” – Barack Hussein Obama

Cannibalism, contrary to what Barack Hussein Obama states, is not my idea of advancement. Yet this is exactly what the good professors of the world’s leading Islamic University, Al-Azhar, are advocating.

If you don’t believe me watch this video:



Thanks to the intrepid Pamela Geller who broke this story we know the diabolical intent of this evil fatwa. This teaching has even been placed in textbooks for Egyptian high school  students. Basically this means you can kill Christians with impunity ( the Koran teaches this) and if you happen to be hungry, well you can chow down on their body parts. This ghoulish practice is beyond the pale. How do you think the 8 million Coptic Christians feel now that they understand they can appear on a Muslim’s dinner plate. And this is occurring as the Muslim Brotherhood has broken the Egyptian economy creating severe food shortages, particularly of meat. I am sure some of the more radical Muslims will view this as an invitation to open hunting season on Coptic Christians. Of course when they get their trophy home, what a way to feed their families ! Allah be praised!. We’ve got a Coptic on the spit, and a Christian in the frying pan.Bless their little evil hearts, how their mouths must water for just a taste of this newly discovered delicacy.

This sicko religion refuses to let its adherents eat pork, but they are eager to consume human Christian flesh. You can’t have wine, you can’t have beer, and you better not eat pork, but you can gobble up another human being. But in all fairness, under Sharia, we Christians are not even considered human beings. We are just animals that radical Muslims can hunt without mercy. Do you think there will come a time when Christian meat will appear in a styrofoam tray in an Egyptian grocery store? Will it be Halal to eat all of those poor people who are beheaded  every year in Saudi Arabia ?

This whole practice smacks of Zombies; the walking dead, who have been infected with a horrible virus that spread with terrifying rapidity. With militant radical Muslims who eagerly desire to practice cannibalism on the Coptic Christians there is also an infection. For lack of a better term we can call it the Mohammed virus. It is spread through the use of Sharia Law, which is the deadliest virus that has ever affected humankind. It has killed far more people than the Black Death. (Thank God most Muslims will reject this fatwa on cannibalism)

What we have here is not the walking dead, but rather the walking brain-dead. They can run, they can drive cars, they can crash jets into sky scrapers, they can riot and they can even fire guns (although they are pretty bad shots). They are infinitely more dangerous than Zombies. But they do have a fatal flaw we can exploit. None of them are rational. None of them act from a sense of reason. This will prove to be the downfall of the walking  brain-dead.

But in the interim remember, they walk among us.

Laetus Porcus


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Militant Muslims Kill 258,000 People

Fellow infidels,

Have you heard of this recent Muslim atrocity?   We aren’t surprised if you have not.  Especially in light of the fact that the so-called mainstream media do not report on Muslim atrocities because it is politically incorrect.  Also, there are so many Muslim jihad attacks and inhuman acts by Muslims around the world that it is hard to keep up with them – Burkasrugly

Yes, you read the title correctly. Muslim jihadists killed 258,000 people. This is not about some future terrorist strike. This is not a science fiction prediction of a nuclear strike by Iran on an Israeli city. It is not about future estimated fatalities in the Syrian civil war. This is about a hard proveable number of people who are now dead.

The United Nations reports that 258,000 people in Somalia starved to death between 2010 – 2012. The UN said they died of severe food insecurity. That is the Politically Correct double speak for famine and starvation. Fully half of the 258,000 were children under the age of five. That equals 10% of all Somali children under the age of five.

Somalia has been ravaged by civil war for over twenty years. Al-Shabaab and its Al-Qaeda affliates banned Western aid groups from sending food and human assistance to the famine stricken country, As a direct result hundreds of thousands precious human beings starved to death. The blame should be laid squarely at the feet of these Muslim savages. Western humanitarian aid agencies were more than willing to help, but were banned from entering the country.

Earlier this year Kenyan led forces destroyed large numbers of Al-Shabaab fanatics and liberated many towns under their deadly control. Famine relief groups were invited back into the country. But for over a quarter million Somalis help came too late. Now the landscape of Somalia is covered with the graves of Al-Shabaab’s victims; helpless little children. The great tragedy of the macabre drama is that 99.9% of the victims were Muslims. The Christians and Jews of the world cared more about these people than did their fellow Muslims.

Islam has never had a concept of the sanctity of human life. In fact, quite the opposite, Islam seeks to destroy anyone who is opposed to their rabid dog prophet Mohammed and its barbaric legal code of Sharia, Islam is the only world religion that has a codified theology of war, better known as Jihad.

The international aid agency Oxfam (which is based out of Great Britain) said, “These deaths could and should have been prevented.”Oxfam’s Somali director got it right when he stated, “Famines are not natural phenomena, they are catastrophic political failures.”

If the followers of Mohammed and Allah do this to their own people, what will they do to us?

One of the first hymns I learned in Sunday School more than 60 years ago had these words:

Jesus loves the little children;

All the children of the world.

Red and yellow, black and white;

They are precious in His sight.

Jesus loves the little children of the world.

There is a tear in the eye of God over this latest act of man’s inhumanity to man.

Please pray for the grieving parents of Somalia that they may know their innocent little babes are cradled in the Arms of a loving heavenly Father, who is totally different from the monster god Allah.

In hoc signo vinces,


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Muslim Lawsuit May Backfire By Exposing Terrorist Ties

Fellow infidels,

According to a story at, Muslims of the Americas (MOA), a group founded in the 1980s by elusive Pakistani  Sheikh Mubarak Ali Gilani, is suing the Christian Action Network for defamation  and libel following CAN’s recent publication of the book “Twilight in America:  The Untold Story of Islamist Terrorist Training Camps Inside America.”  The book is co-authored by CAN founder Martin Mawyer and Patti Pierucci.

The lawsuit may backfire on Gilani because as Fox notes, he could find himself being questioned under oath if his outfit follows through on  its $30 million defamation suit against the Christian group that leveled the  charges in a best-selling book.

My, my, wouldn’t he be asked some rather uncomfortable questions?  Wouldn’t that be Islamaphobic, to ask this guy questions? (Sarcasm intended)

The book alleges that money for MOA is obtained by, um, shall we say…criminal activities such as “street crimes, drugs, brothels, unemployment fraud and other offenses” and also claims that the Muslim group is “acting as a front for the radical Islamist group Jamaat al-Fuqra.”

Other allegations are that the money obtained by the alleged criminal activities have been funneled to Jamaat al-Fuqra. Part of the money has been used to  establish a series of Jihadi training camps on American soil, according to the  book.

According to the story, “Twilight in America” highlights some 17 purported terrorist training camps  inside the U.S. Mawyer said he learned of the camps from NYPD informant Ali  Aziz, who said one of the camps – often attended by 100 or more followers — was  only 30 miles away from the CAN office in Forest, Va.

This apparent Islamic bullying ain’t going to work this time, though. Mawyer isn’t backing down.  “We’re calling their bluff,” he said.

This will be interesting to watch.

Until next time,


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ACT! For America President Condemns Political Correctness

Fellow infidels,

ACT! for America President Brigitte Gabriel was on Hannity recently talking about the Boston Marathon bombers.  Hannity was frustrated at how the CIA, FBI, and Russia warned the United States about these guys, but yet not one thing was done about it. Brigitte  has been fighting not only Islamic jihad for some time, but its biggest enabler, political correctness.  She has personal experience with Muslims taking over her home country – Lebanon – which was at one time a beautiful Christian country.  She is, and has been for some time, trying to warn Americans of the danger of Islamic jihad.  Check out the video below:


Hannity correctly points out that the U.S. has an unwillingness to identify the Islamic jihadists simply because of political correctness. Brigitte called it “willful blindness” and pointed out that the U.S. has become “the mockery of the Islamic world” and that they laugh at us because we are “choosing our blindness and burying our heads in the sand.”  She is so right about this.  Michael Ghouse, the other guest, is a “moderate” Muslim, but yet if you watch you can detect a little denial and defensiveness in his speech.  He must know in his heart of hearts that the heinous crimes committed by Muslims against humanity is totally wrong.

Until next time,



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Islam Alone Is To Blame For Boston Marathon Bombing

Fellow infidels,

Liberal/progressives are wringing their hands, trying to find a reason for the bloody Boston Marathon bombing.  Readers of this blog already know the answer: Islam.  If you have liberal/progressive friends who are still clueless….why don’t you send them this blog?  David Wood of Apologetics 17 explains in a way that even a 4-year-old could understand how Islam alone is to blame for the Boston Marathon bombing.  Not America, not any Americans, and not anything except the hateful ideology of Islam.  So, please, go ahead and send this to the clueless – Burkasrugly


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‘Jihad Denial’ A Hallmark Of Obama Administration

Fellow infidels,

Something is going to HAVE to change if we want to keep our beautiful America.  Watch this video and pass on to your friends.  It is the Glasov Gang and includes Nonie Darwish, a friend of ACT! for America. She spoke at ASU twice in the last few years.  The last time, the Muslim Student Association tried (unsuccessfully)  to have her disinvited – Burkasrugly


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A Simple One Word Explanation

There are a myriad explanations set forth by a myriad of commentators as why the radicalization of the Brothers Tsarnaevas occurred. Theories run the gamut from the simple to the absurdly complex. Obviously, these two had a Jihad Mom and a Jihad Auntie, as Michelle Malkin claimed. But the One Word explanation is the most adequate. And that One Word is:


In Islam the prophet Mohammed is viewed as the perfect man. His every action is to be emulated by every true Muslim. Every action of Mohammed has already received the approbation of Allah. Thus if Mohammed kills an apostate it is permissible, indeed required, of all other Muslims that they also kill those who have abandoned the Islamic faith. Mohammed either led or planned over 70 battles in his life time.

So now it is incumbent on all Muslims to follow Mohammed in the path of Jihad. This is exactly what the Boston Marathon bombers did. This also explains the actions of Abdul Hakim Mohammed in Little Rock and Major Nidal Hassan at Fort Hood. All of them were following in the footsteps of Mohammed the ideal man of Islam.

We find the fullest description of Mohammed when we collectively view the three foundational works of Islam. First, there is the Koran which contains Allah’s perfect revelation to Mohammed. Secondly, there is the Sira or biography of Mohammed. Thirdly, there are the collection of the teachings of Mohammed, known as the Hadiths. The reason Islam is so violent is that the founder of Islam was a violent person to the extreme degree. Mohammed must be purged from Islam. Then, of course, Islam would no longer be Islam.

Islam is at war with the rest of the world. For 1400 years this war has been waged with varying degrees of intensity. The sooner we come to grips with this fact the better. If we continue the approach of the last five years under President Obama we will have to pay an astronomical butcher’s bill in blood.

In hoc signo vinces,


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Prominent Liberal Wants Muslim Student Program Suspended

Fellow infidels,
Watch for far-left liberal analyst Bob Beckel to be thrown under the bus now by other liberals. The reason is that he made the very obvious argument last night that we should cut off Muslim students from being allowed into to the United States. He is on O’Reilly tonight defending his position, and he confirmed that ‘his side’ has been pounding him for his stance on this issue. He also mentioned that 15,000 Muslims who were signed up for college classes in America are not actually attending classes.  Where are these people now?  This is a very serious matter and why our leaders are not looking into this I do not know.  We hope liberals are influenced by Beckel and begin to speak out now.  Islam is not a religion and should not be given the rights and privileges of a religion- Burkasrugly



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